Matthew "Mattman" Harris




you just wanna scissor with her

Ok fine you like Zooey Deschanel and I hate her, stop emailing me.  I said on the show the other day that I couldn't stand her and couldn't figure out why.  You know this annoying girl.  She was Will Ferrell's love interest in Elf.  She's in the awful iPhone commercial where she has to ask Siri if it's raining outside.  I got soooo many emails, all from women, telling me how awful I was and how great Zooey is.  To each his own, what's wrong with you closet lesbians.  You all know you just wanna scissor with her while she sings with that nausally voice of hers.  I just don't like her.  She's the equivalent to nails on a chalkboard.  Yeah she's pretty and yes I would.  But I can't stand it and it would be a grudge blank.



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05/29/2012 4:55PM
you just wanna scissor with her
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