to the ugly ladies that read my blog
You probably heard us talking about going to the History 300 race in Charlotte. We were guests of #51 Jeremy Clements. He's a big P1 and all around good dude. I'm not the biggest NASCAR fan out there but I enjoy going to see a live race. We got to hang in the pits and the garage area. Got to meet my boy "Smoke" Tony Stewart, even though Rob Ianuario cut me out of our picture with him. We got to meet Rutledge from Top Gear, Kyle Petty, Carl Edwards, Joe Nemechek, Morgan Sheppard, and saw The King, Mr. "Yeah I Know" Richard Petty from a distance. Tehn after the race, I saw her.
Yes, after the race. And my lord, what a hideous looking troll. We went 5 feet from her and I swear she is so hot on TV and in commercials and everything, but wow! So to the ugly ladies who read my blog and listen to my show, there is hope for you! Sorry you can't grow a huge beard like I did to hide my ugliness. You on the other hand need to find out what makeup Danica Patrick uses and buy it. All. 'Cause it works!
Here's me and Rob and Smoke, had Rob not cut me out...