Headlines For Wednesday, May 17, 2017

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May 17, 2017
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6 am Headlines

ABC picked up the "Roseanne" revival.  It's a one-off, eight-episode season, with most of the original cast onboard, including both Beckys.
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A guy in Wisconsin threatened to shoot off his junk earlier this week after his wife got mad at him for watching porn.  
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7 am Headlines

 

Athens man arrested second time in three months for family violence involving pork chop.
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Rompers for men have arrived.
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The Weinsteins have acquired the rights to Michael Moore's new film, Fahrenheit 11/9, which the filmmaker promises will end the Trump presidency.
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A guy in West Virginia broke into his grandma's house last month to charge his phone . . . and also pleasure himself.  
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9 am Headlines

 

 A Doctor is accused of swapping sperm samples with his own.
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 Police are looking for a guy dressed as a giant penis who broke a man's shin.
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According to a new survey, 83% of us had a used car as our first set of wheels, and 23% of kids today will get a hand-me-down from a relative.
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