Headlines For Wednesday, June 14, 2017

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June 14, 2017
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6 am Headlines

 

Grossest Photo of the Year: Surgeons remove 30 inches of impacted bowels from a constipated man.
http://bit.ly/2rgSJyg

Two guys and a woman had a threesome on a roof in Pennsylvania on Saturday . . . but someone saw and called the cops.  They were cited for disorderly conduct, but they say it's all being blown out of proportion and they were just kissing.
http://bit.ly/2tl15Fx

 

7 am Headlines

A 55-year-old guy named Mark Snyder from Crest Hill, Illinois was drunk on Sunday night and called 911 ten times.  He didn't have anything to report, he was just rambling.
http://bit.ly/2szxjQS

How will Donald Trump celebrate his 71st birthday?
http://bit.ly/2t1jGr6

 

9 am Headlines

 

KFC says it plans to make a space pioneer out of a chicken sandwich next week when it sends it to the edge of the atmosphere with the help of a high-altitude balloon. 
http://bit.ly/2soj3tV

 A group of UFO hunters in Massachusetts took a pretty weak photo last week of a glow in the sky . . . and then got lost in the woods.  It took several hours for the cops to find them and rescue them.
http://bit.ly/2ss99Ig