Headlines For Tuesday, June 13, 2017

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June 13, 2017

6 am Headlines


Quirky clothing website Beloved now boasts a “sexy chest one piece” swimsuit printed with a startlingly realistic torso, plenty of chest hair and yes, even a pair of nipples. For just $44.95, it can be yours in an either light, tan or dark tone. 

A new survey asked people what planet in the solar system they'd most want to visit on vacation.  And the top three are Mars at 21% . . . Saturn at 18% . . . and Neptune at 11%.


7 am headlines


 Five female relatives were at a Waffle House in Pennsylvania on 2:45 A.M. on Sunday and they got into a serious BRAWL.  All five of them were arrested for disorderly conduct.

  According to a new survey, 69% of women think a "dad bod" is sexy.  And 63% prefer it over a guy who's covered in muscles.


9 am Headlines


According to a new survey, the perfect length of time for foreplay and sex to last is . . . 30 minutes.  But the average couple says they usually don't last that long, and they go start to finish in 19 minutes.

Adam West and Frank Gorshin Once Got Kicked Out of an Orgy for Acting Like Batman and the Riddler.
A website ranked a bunch of types of French fries from best to worst, and basically NO ONE on the Internet seems happy with their picks.  Their top five are:  Waffle . . . Belgian . . . Tater Tots . . . regular cut . . . and garlic.