Headlines For Thursday, October 5, 2017

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October 5, 2017
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6 am Headlines

 

A Wyoming man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 who had returned to warn of a future invasion by aliens who had filled his body with alcohol.
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In a 1981 interview, Tom Petty tried to come up with his own epitaph.  And the result was short, but perfect:  "He really liked rock 'n' roll."
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7 am Headlines

 

A giant nude woman could grace US Capital.
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A gang of 15 Ronald McDonald clowns mobbed a Burger King.
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9 am Headlines

 

Archaeologists may have found St. Nick's final resting place
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$4 million grant will go towards driverless taxis in Greenville County
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