Headlines For Thursday, April 20, 2017

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April 20, 2017

6 am Headlines

A guy breaks into his neighbor's house to steal toilet paper.

Julia Roberts has been named "People" magazine's Most Beautiful Woman in the World for the FIFTH time.  The first time was 26 years ago, in 1991.  She was 26 at the time.  Now she's 49.  She also won it in 2000, 2005, and 2010.


7 am Headllines

Today is 4/20, and stoners gotta eat.  So here are the most popular SNACKS they order today, according to data from a food delivery service:  Ben & Jerry's Half Baked ice cream . . . Sour Patch Kids . . . Swedish Fish . . . and Cheez-Its.


9 am Headlines

Hermit wanted: officials in Austria seek 'person at peace with himself' to live alone in stunning cliffside hermitage


Walmart just created a new product called the crotilla (crow-tee-yuh) that's a combination of a croissant and a tortilla.  

A 21-year-old guy from Michigan and his mom got into an argument over JUSTIN BIEBER lyrics on Saturday . . . and the guy wound up CHOKING his mom.