The most wonderful time of the year!
I hope to see EEEEVERYONE at the Rise Guys Big Ass Draft P1 Christmas Party this Friday evening. We really do a Christmas party that's fun for everyone. We don't wear bad sweaters, but we have more fun than people who do.
We're even going to have a cat inside a jello mold. A live cat! I promise!*
We have Santa Chopper this year instead of Blind Santa or Fat Santa or any other Santa. We kinda like the thought of a skinny redneck gangsta Santa so we went out and got us one of them.
Not only that, we have mistletoe on a stick and if we are presented the opportunity, we will use it to make girls kiss each other and men to kiss Jeff.
Best of all, it's a Big Ass Draft night at the Wing so that means you get a Christmas-themed Big Ass Draft mug for $2.50 which you can keep and take home with you and you are gonna get 93 cent refills for two hours.
And even better than best of all, you can win tickets to the Orange Bowl in Miami along with round trip airfare and Fan Zone passes. There is nothing better than that. We have a friend who just dropped $2100 on Orange Bowl tickets and airfare. All you have to do is get your own hotel room and enjoy the game!
There is literally nothing more important to you than this party on Friday at the Wild Wing Cafe in downtown Greenville and there's nowhere you would rather be than Christmas partying it up with The Rise Guys Morning Show like God intended.
*The Rise Guys Morning Show does not condone harming animals. Please have your pets spayed and neutered, but never put them inside a dessert dish. If you want to slip a rubber snake into some heavenly hash, that's fine.