Where does the term Eskimo Brothers come from? I don't know. I'm going to try and find out. You guys chill. That's eskimo humor.
Here it is. Thanks to urbandictionary.com, which is not very accurate.
"Origin: Because of the cold in the far north, Eskimo hospitality extends to sharing of beds and female companionship. A visitor is considered a brother."
So even though it's warm here in the south. Even though it's unseasonably summertime already, Matt and Jeff have extended the hand (aka d#@*) of friendship to one another in a bond that cannot be broken. No matter how badly they may want it to be.
What disturbs me is the lady in question and her peculiar interest in bedding everyone on the show. Were Fatboy not a married man, I know for a fact he would've been propositioned. I had my chance, but passed when not one but two of my co-workers came to me and told me they had already been there. Wow. Bizarre.
The things people will do. I can understand wanting to get both Crockett and Tubbs or Ponch and John or both Duke boys, but all four Rise Guys? I guess it's where you guy when Michael Cogdill and John Cessarich both said no.