One by one, so methodical.
"Do you really think your Mom hid or threw away your Muppets drum set?" I got that question a lot the last couple days. The answer is yes I do. In case you missed it, on either my 5th or 6th Christmas, Santa Claus brought me a Muppets drum set. It was awesome, big round kick drum with the Muppets on it, 2 cymbals, 2 snares. I tore it up! I played it day in and day out. Then my drum sticks disappeared! One by one, so methodical. So my grandpa who OBVIOUSLY wasn't in on the swerve made me 2 new drum sticks. I was bangin' the skins again. But then they disappeared and up until recently I never thought about it until the Muppets movie came out. Momma Mary said she doesn't rememeber where it went, by I know. It went to the Goodwill on Poinsett Highway or to my younger cousin Nick who is now like a music guru. He teaches music at a local college and he brings his guitar to Christmas eve. See I coulda been the next Keith Moon or Dave Grohl! Ringo Harris? Maffew Starr! Christ!