Hope everyone is enjoying this nice weather we've been having. The warmth, the sunny skies, flowers in bloom, Michael Cogdill's facial mole.
But with the good comes the bad. Nine is on the loose and young men's backside should be on guard. The Badonkadonk Bandit is out on the prowl. You see, I have known Nine for 11 or 12 years, since he was 14. He'll never admit, but I have been a father figure to the guy - or at least an older, handsome brother. I have spoke to him in private about this but it seems to not have helped. So, I ask you, the P1 Family to help. Please look at the documentation below. Nine is in love with the male hockey box.
That's Nine and JLN in one of our production studios. Are they wrestling? Nope. That's how Nine greets a man in lieu of a handshake or fist bump.
Need more evidence? Dateline Spartanburg, SC - TRG Big Ass Draft Night at Lil D'z. Faybay is doing a live break on the air. Seeing FooBoo for the first tme, Ninny goes over to say hello to him - and this is what happened.
If you see Nine and he tells you that your collar is popped and he'll fix it. Or you have a bug on your back and he'll knock it off. BEW ARE! He may very well be trying to invade your cheeks.
And we shall,