I'm pretty pumped to interview a dude from Simpsonville. Now, there are plenty of people in Simpsonville but not that many of them are people we would especially like to interview. Sure, some of them are interesting but how many of them are world beaters? One. One of them is. His name is Stephen Thompson. He's a delightful dude, not to sound like I have a mancrush or anything. He's just super nice and also super badass.
As an MMA fighter, he's 5-0 after going 57-0 as a pro kickboxer and amassing 40 knockouts in those 57 fights. Dude has some serious feet on him.
This Saturday night is UFC 143 live on pay per view from Las Vegas and Stephen makes his debut in a fight you'll be able to watch on either FX or Fuel TV. Exciting? Yes. It's outstanding to see a nice guy excel at his sport and advance to that highest level.
Nine - off subject - you're probably the best personality on the show and I just realized that you're probably the best person on the show too. Keep up the good work and tell Jeff he's gay.
I need a P1 name but I can't think of one right now.
Signed - Anonapuss...