It's been awhile. I must say I'm excited about this NFL season, College not so much. I always find myself watching College Football but let's face it; too many teams across too many conferences. NFL seems simpler. But hey if it's sports, I'm usually good for watching it. I'm definitely glad my Red Sox won the World Series after the bad couple years they just had. I find myself busy this time of year with no signs of stopping but idle hands right? Gotta keep on keeping on. Check me out twitter.com/fatboy933 , facebook.com/fatboy933.
I went to two Wal Mart's today and the computers were down, I actually got kicked out of one Wal Mart because they were closed, which I'm sure is the first time anybody has been kicked out of any Wal Mart EVER. So for breakfast I'm resorted to using the vending machine that procastronators here use when they are too late for work to go anywhere else. I remember once somebody saying, "We can't get any good breakfast, because places are not open when we have to come to work or the ones that are screw up orders and aren't good", to that person I say, get to work earlier James. Hope this isn't a sign of the times for the rest of the week. Sorry if you were expecting a Haiku Monday, I digress occasionally.
We just got back from Bike Week, can't wait to go back; the beach is definitely a great time. I'll try to sum up our trip in one, as you guessed it, Haiku. Or, as the ancient japanese would call it, a Haiiakauuudawasii
Myrtle is fun to do
Bikes were loud as hell to hear
I'm sick today damn.
I'm sure I botched the formula on that one but maybe I change the syllables now.
Hope all of you reading this, two people including me, had a great weekend. Seeing how next Monday the 21st is a company holiday, I will still leave you with only one great Haiku this week and nothing next week. I know it's cruel but the world is a filthy bitch sometimes so enjoy.
I see your Mother
She smells like a fart.
Jeff is gay.
Now I know the last part doesn't meet the 5-7-5 requirement, but I thought I would throw that out there nonetheless to remind people of the AIDS epidemic that this country faces on a daily basis, especially at 25 Garlington Rd in Greenville. I tell Jeff just like the dude on the first Real World use to say, "I'm not a man dying from AIDS, I'm a man living with AIDS" . Glass half full everybody, half full.
I thought that with the new year, I would start a new tradition weekly for your viewing pleasure. Haiku's are all the rage now and what better way to enrich your blogging experience, than with a weekly Haiku from me, enjoy:
The bird flies alone
Right inside of jeff's rectum
Bird blows fart bubbles.
This will be fun, feel free to add your own, Happy New Year sluts.