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Matthew "Mattman" Harris




Chapter 9

What's up pissies? Make plans to join us Friday night.  It's a Rise Guys Big Ass Draft TOGA party.  We'll be in togas (and hope you are too) at Little D's on Fernwood Glendale Road in Spartanburg from 8-10 THIS Friday night (June 26th).  First time, we've had a BAD Night in Sparkle City in a long, long time.  Faybay hates Spartanburg, but we're making him go.  He says there's a lot of crime there so I have him a bullet proof vest to wear. Over at TickleItGuys.com (the official website of The Rise Guys) we have a brand new Rise Girl.

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That's Ashley Nicole, our newest Rise Girl.  Check out all 62 pics of here at TickleItGuys.com

Speaking of girls, Perez Hilton finally got his.

PerezHilt_Georg_57747086_600 Perez Hilton attacked and left bleeding, tweeting for help? Well, it was only a matter of time. But we always thought Courtney Love,  Mickey Rourke or Carrie Prejean might do the dreaded dirty deed. But according to TMZ.com notorious celeb blogger Perez Hilton is accusing Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.i.am of assault.

After last night's MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Perez tweeted: "I was assaulted by Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke." But TMZ says the cops say it's the general manager of the Black Eyed Peas -- Polo Molina -- who is under investigation. Will.I.Am maintains that he was not involved in the alleged assault. Molina turned himself in to police early this morning. Just like a good manager should. Here’s what Perez left on his Twitter page after the alleged smackdown: -- I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. about 5 hours ago from Sidekick -- I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke. --
Does Perez Hilton think that the LAPD follows his Twitter?Don't get me wrong. I believe in free speech. No matter what Hilton said, he does not deserve a beating, but to go directly to Twitter with these over dramatic and moronic posts. Well, Ms. Hilton, your phone has numbers on some of the letter buttons. Call 911. These Tweets sound like a little kid on the ground crying for attention than help.  Pissy. I’ll be back next time with Chapter 10. Until then, F**KS MY CAR? -Maffew http://www.tickleitguys.com/ https://twitter.com/maffew933 https://twitter.com/theriseguys http://facebook.com/theriseguys


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