Graceland is probably closer to my speed
I'm pretty pissed. Actually I'm pretty damn pissed! I wanted, before I die, at a fairly young age, to visit the Egyptian Pyramids. Even since I got that pyramid book at Cone Elementary School I wanted to go see 'em. Now these nutjobs over there are rioting and burning everything acting like an America whose team just won the National Championship. They scream Death To America, Blank America, Iron Shiek from President, etc. They're crazy! And because of these f-wads I will never get to see those pyramids in Egypt. The closest I can get is going back to Cone Elementary School's library and see if that old book is still there. I dought I'll have any long because last I heard homeless people likved in the school and that place is huge so several hundred might be living up in there like they're in a blankin' hotel. So I will take it off my bucket list. Graceland is probably closer to my speed anyhow. Call The Law, I'm done!