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Twisted Todd


Yesterday I went to North Hills Medical Center on Pelham Road to consult with a surgeon about my umbilical hernia.  After waiting an hour and a half, I finally got to see the guy named Dr. Grabbag or something muffed up like that.  He immediately started wailing on me about my weight saying that someone my height (5'4") should only weigh 140 lbs whereas I weigh 223.  When I started to argue that I have a large frame, he asked me what kind of frame I thought he had and proceeded to tell me that he weighed 160 lbs at 5'9 1/2" and that my 'large frame' was 'due to all the fat in my body'.

He then began preaching to me in a most condescending manner about what I should and should not be eating.  He even told me to remember the word 'carbohydrates' as if I were some child who has never heard the word and has no idea what a 'carbohydrate' is.  He did the same when explaining to me what an umbilical cord was as if I thought I came from some cabbage patch.

He then ordered me to go downstairs and get some lab work done and wants to see me again in three weeks.  When I go back, if he speaks to me in an even remotely similar fashion, me and this jackass are gonna have some words.  And if he orders me to have more blood drawn, I am going to refuse since I just had blood drawn just a few weeks ago at my doctor's and then again at his office yesterday.  I still haven't paid what insurance didn't cover from my blood test last month!  I'm beginning to wonder if my ass is being taken for a ride!

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11/11/2011 1:34PM
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11/11/2011 2:03PM
Wow, I would have so punched that guy in the nuts Todd.
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