Twisted Todd


Posts from January 2014


I TOTALLY CALLED IT!!!!
About four or five weeks into this season of professional football, I made the prediction that the wild horses of Denver, Colorado would square off against the aquatic birds of prey from Seattle, Washington in the professional football championship game.  Aside from having bragging rights that I was, indeed, right in my prediction, I would just like to say that all the legal male cattle excrement surrounding the league of professional football is a big pain in the anal cavity since I cannot use select trademarked terminology.  So, I will still watch the "Big Game" on my big TV but, as far as I am concerned, they can go fornicate themselves.
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TWISTED THOUSAND FOURTEEN
That's right, it's official!  2014 is the Year of the Twisted One!  I have staked a claim and it is mine!  ***INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE***

For reals, this is my first year going in as a married man so I am making some changes this year which include, but are not limited to, losing weight and getting in better shape and health.  So far I have drastically reduced the amount of carbs I take in and have lost eight pounds in just four days.  Granted I am aware that most of that is initial water weight, but I am remaining steadfast and optimistic.  I am also changing the way I talk and giving myself license to say crap like "for reals".  ***INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE....AGAIN***

I would try to recap my holidays since I have not had time to already do so, but there was way too much going on for me to even try.  I just hope all the listeners and readers of this blog had a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday season and will continue to check up on my progress right here on this very page!
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