Posts from January 2013

Hope all of you reading this, two people including me, had a great weekend. Seeing how next Monday the 21st is a company holiday, I will still leave you with only one great Haiku this week and nothing next week. I know it's cruel but the world is a filthy bitch sometimes so enjoy.

I see your Mother
She smells like a fart.
Jeff is gay.
Now I know the last part doesn't meet the 5-7-5 requirement, but I thought I would throw that out there nonetheless to remind people of the AIDS epidemic that this country faces on a daily basis, especially at 25 Garlington Rd in Greenville. I tell Jeff just like the dude on the first Real World use to say, "I'm not a man dying from AIDS, I'm a man living with AIDS" . Glass half full everybody, half full.
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Locations: Greenville

I know you are excited for the second installment of "Haiku Monday", so I will keep you waiting no longer...

Our office is great
We write funny stuff there
U wanna blank?

I hope you all have a good week, feel free to submit your Haiku for Haiku Monday, as I think it will be the sensation sweeping the nation a la "Chalk Talk Radio"
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I thought that with the new year, I would start a new tradition weekly for your viewing pleasure. Haiku's are all the rage now and what better way to enrich your blogging experience, than with a weekly Haiku from me, enjoy:

The bird flies alone
Right inside of jeff's rectum
Bird blows fart bubbles.

This will be fun, feel free to add your own, Happy New Year sluts.
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