Matthew "Mattman" Harris


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Graceland is probably closer to my speed
I'm pretty pissed.  Actually I'm pretty damn pissed!  I wanted, before I die, at a fairly young age, to visit the Egyptian Pyramids.  Even since I got that pyramid book at Cone Elementary School I wanted to go see 'em.  Now these nutjobs over there are rioting and burning everything acting like an America whose team just won the National Championship.  They scream Death To America, Blank America, Iron Shiek from President, etc.  They're crazy!  And because of these f-wads I will never get to see those pyramids in Egypt.  The closest I can get is going back to Cone Elementary School's library and see if that old book is still there.  I dought I'll have any long because last I heard homeless people likved in the school and that place is huge so several hundred might be living up in there like they're in a blankin' hotel.  So I will take it off my bucket list.  Graceland is probably closer to my speed anyhow.  Call The Law, I'm done!

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full of those little pills
Too many people and not enough room.  That's what I think and guess what it's the truth.  NYC schools are giving out the morning after pill to students.  They don't even have to tell their parents UNLESS the parents opted out.  I have a daughter and on one hand you have to let the parents be parents.  And they're not.  And haven't been for a while.  Not that my parents were bad but they never told me anything about sex.  Nothing.  And when Sex Ed class papers were sent out they opted out.  Yet they didn't tell me either.  I found out through porn.  And lemme tell you, that is not the way to find out.  You feel very inadequate.  But I did pick up a lot of pointers.  Kids are gonna have sex.  They just are.  Your parents did.  So are the Morning After pills ok?  I say yes, load those back packs, Trapper Keepers, and Rainbow Sandals full of those little pills.  Just don't tell my momma I said that.  What up Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Read Mor Blog
A chicken sandwich.  A freaking chicken sandwich is drawing a line in the sand in America.  I've argued both sides and laughed at both sides.  If sins are equal, and according to the good book they are, then stuffing your face with fast food is equal to homosexuality.  Your body is God's temple.  But we use those words to be advantageous for us or when it works.  We respec ta  business for being closed on Sunday to respect the Sabbath yet we leave church and go to the places that are open.  Shout out to Ryan's.   I rememeber asking my parents, if working on Sunday's are really that important they why are we going out to eat and making people work on Sundays.  There was no reason and there's still not one.  We all have freedom of speech and that's great.  Go USA, except in the Olympics because I could careless.  Messing up my NBC programming!  Put it on PBS.  But not on Mondays because I watch Antique Roadshow.  God bless fast food, God bless freedom of speech, and God bless 'Merica!

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